Wow, either he is Huge or she is a midget, considering that she is in front of him. But at least they have something in common- both have lost their lower selves.
Is that a bullet hole in the tiny airship?
I’m still not sure what is in the bottom left corner, but I think it is either a tapeworm or an octopus that has been squished by that black lump that is supposed to be a wizard or witch or samurai or…
She looks like one of those ventriloquist dummies he sticks his hand in to make the mouth open and the eyes roll…
Rob
9 years ago
Does this mean the hat is a zeppelin magnet?
Bruce
9 years ago
I’ve never seen a cover pull a half-Nagilum before.
Edward Sinclair looks like a random guy they pulled from the accounting department, and pasted a bowler & scarf on him (he probably wore the raincoat to work that day).
Or maybe the band name is DieselBananaHammock and we play in the SteamPunkCthulU genre.
Sipesh
9 years ago
The lady’s chin… I… What in the McHeck is going on with her chin? Is it just the lighting or was her mouth moved up higher for some reason? Despite everything else wrong here, I can’t quit focusing on that.
Hooooy, baby. This one definitely deserves the Doozy tag. (n.b.: do we HAVE a doozie tag?). First, that’s definitely Cousin It’s Black Irish cousin, Cousin That, in the lower left-hand corner, standing, it seems, on a heavily-seamed-with-white-thread Coach bag that was made by a drunken Sweatshop worker. Too many shoulder straps, too little sewing time. Or vice-versa.
That woman? I’ve seen her. AND the guy. They are actors, I’m 99% sure. I think you see them show up in those movies that show up on Popcorn Flix on Roku. You know, the type of movies that escape, rather than get released. (thanks, Bruce Campbell, for that lovely bit of phrasing). Even worse, by FAR, than anything you’ve ever seen on the Sci-Fi channel. Movies that make Sharknado look like a cinematic masterpiece. Although, I’m pretty sure that doesn’t mean that they intended to model for THIS. Anyone tin-eye these?
That blue velvet-ish scarf is just alllllllllll wrong. WRONG, wrong wrong, particularly when coupled with “the Fire down below” underneath his left pectoral.
I thought that about those two as well! I’m getting a second-division sci-fi-tv-series vibe with the woman, and a Discovery-Channel-reality-tv-series vibe with the guy (a la Deadliest Catch, Ice Road Truckers, that kind of thing…)
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The Hat That Shalt Not be Named.
Wow, either he is Huge or she is a midget, considering that she is in front of him. But at least they have something in common- both have lost their lower selves.
Is that a bullet hole in the tiny airship?
I’m still not sure what is in the bottom left corner, but I think it is either a tapeworm or an octopus that has been squished by that black lump that is supposed to be a wizard or witch or samurai or…
She may be small, but SHE HAS SEEN THINGS THAT CANNOT BE UNSEEN.
“Is that a bullet hole in the tiny airship?” I zoomed in and I think that’s an outboard engine and propeller.
She looks like one of those ventriloquist dummies he sticks his hand in to make the mouth open and the eyes roll…
Does this mean the hat is a zeppelin magnet?
I’ve never seen a cover pull a half-Nagilum before.
Edward Sinclair looks like a random guy they pulled from the accounting department, and pasted a bowler & scarf on him (he probably wore the raincoat to work that day).
Half-Nagilum! ROFL!!! 😀
Weird adventures of a Victorian New England acquisitions clerk and his cousin. The hints are steampunk Cthulhu but I have misread hints before.
My new band name – SteamPunkCthulU!
Or maybe the band name is DieselBananaHammock and we play in the SteamPunkCthulU genre.
The lady’s chin… I… What in the McHeck is going on with her chin? Is it just the lighting or was her mouth moved up higher for some reason? Despite everything else wrong here, I can’t quit focusing on that.
Hey, Bruce Campbell or Jay Leno might like that gal’s chin.
They stole Walter White’s little hat?
And it is little. One sneeze and that melon’s gonna pop right off that guy’s head like in those old cartoon strips.
Why is the yellow eye-moon not pasted in where Odd-Job’s head is?
Why is the zeppelin not pasted in where the Conestoga mail-order redhead’s head is?
These “missed it by that much” covers are really annoying!
Hooooy, baby. This one definitely deserves the Doozy tag. (n.b.: do we HAVE a doozie tag?). First, that’s definitely Cousin It’s Black Irish cousin, Cousin That, in the lower left-hand corner, standing, it seems, on a heavily-seamed-with-white-thread Coach bag that was made by a drunken Sweatshop worker. Too many shoulder straps, too little sewing time. Or vice-versa.
That woman? I’ve seen her. AND the guy. They are actors, I’m 99% sure. I think you see them show up in those movies that show up on Popcorn Flix on Roku. You know, the type of movies that escape, rather than get released. (thanks, Bruce Campbell, for that lovely bit of phrasing). Even worse, by FAR, than anything you’ve ever seen on the Sci-Fi channel. Movies that make Sharknado look like a cinematic masterpiece. Although, I’m pretty sure that doesn’t mean that they intended to model for THIS. Anyone tin-eye these?
That blue velvet-ish scarf is just alllllllllll wrong. WRONG, wrong wrong, particularly when coupled with “the Fire down below” underneath his left pectoral.
I thought that about those two as well! I’m getting a second-division sci-fi-tv-series vibe with the woman, and a Discovery-Channel-reality-tv-series vibe with the guy (a la Deadliest Catch, Ice Road Truckers, that kind of thing…)
… damn, that’s gonna bug me FOREVER now..!
Oh! The sub-humanity!