Candy, Murder & Me

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Candy, Murder & Me

I am so much more than aghast I don’t know the word. (h/t DED)

 

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Hitch
9 years ago

Nathan, you’ve been aghastlicized. That’s what happens when you view this cover. It’s a diabetic coma that’s met…nope. You know? I’m pretty freaking traumatized, too. Besides the idea that any woman wants her cartoony-hips to look that big, proportionately, to the rest of her, I got nothin’.

Although I can say, amazingly…I’ve never seen that FONT before. Whatever the hell that godforsaken font is, I’ve not seen it (that’s sayin’ something, folks). And the MIX? Sans followed by serif followed by ‘OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT,” topped with that poor, loooong-suffering (see what I did there) weiner-dog. And speaking of, he’s distorted, right? A little shake-n-bake horizontally speaking?

Oish. I hope like hell the recipes are better than it all looks.

jic
jic
9 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

People may complain about Comic Sans and Papyrus, but at least those fonts are readable.

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

I’ve seen this font before. I am pretty sure you can get it from dafont.

misterfweem
misterfweem
9 years ago

That font has me longing for the author to CLOSE THE DAMN PARENTHETICAL PHRASES!

(arolyn (ambers (lark and . . .

misterfweem
misterfweem
9 years ago
Reply to  misterfweem

And not to forget good ol’ (andy.

DED
DED
9 years ago
Reply to  misterfweem

😀

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago

Positive Reinforcement: Nice Wiener!

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
9 years ago

OMG! That font. Where did the authors find it? Why did they decide to use it? Who created such a monstrosity? And for what reason?

BARF!

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
9 years ago

‘A Cozy Mystery With Recipes??’ Is anyone else getting visuals of Hannibal Lechter upping his game in the kitchen?

red
red
9 years ago
Reply to  L-Plate Pen

Yup. The lines at the very top:

-Woman Sleuth
 Scrumptious
 -Recipes

are off-putting.

“Entertainng [sic], Humorous, and sweet!” did not help any.