‘The Sheeved’ Rise Of The Megammals. Chapter 3.
That’s not “megamammals,” it’s “megammals.” Or rather, “megammals.” And somebody spilled the ketchup. (And the periods are in the original description.)
‘The Sheeved’ Rise Of The Megammals. Chapter 3.
That’s not “megamammals,” it’s “megammals.” Or rather, “megammals.” And somebody spilled the ketchup. (And the periods are in the original description.)
Besides ketchup, what am I looking at? What is any of this stuff?
Cardboard weapon prop? …at least, I think that’s supposed to be some sorta uh, yeah, spray painted cardboard grappling hook weapon thing. Maybe not, you got me.
Definitely spray-painted corrugated cardboard. And ketchup. And a pocket from his cargo pants that he doodled on.
“As Trey begins new transformations, Paddy O’Whooly has gone through his own, to the pleasure of his wife Gwen. Stephen guides a luxury craft he stole and pirated in the middle of the ocean he crash landed in the day before. Finera and Paelo confront devan on his plans much to their amazement and disgust. This third instalment continues in the fourth chapter to the final book in chapter 10.”
Yep. That’s the description.
Magnificent! And a perfect fit with the cover, where I also have no idea what’s going on or what any of these things are, or even (except for the piece of cloth) what they’re supposed to be made of.
I must have missed that sale on underlines.
I keep wanting to click on that title text to see where the link takes me. Oi vey, this is painfully bad, and I see from the description that the incompetent cover is nicely representative of the incompetent innards.
Does the “0.5” in the title mean this book is still in beta? Let’s hope so.
‘(________)’ This person sure loves to underline, bracket and single quote. Yee Haw. If only he had that much enthusiasm for finding a decent photo for his cover.
Is that claymation bacon? Is this a book about giant claymation pigs who yield copious amounts of bacon? Also, is “The Sheeved” a reference to Emperor Palpatine? Because if this is a book about a plot by Emperor Palpatine to genetically engineer giant claymation pigs who yield copious amounts of bacon I won’t just buy it: I’ll go back for seconds.
Start writing! I’m hungry for copious amounts of giant claymation pig bacon!
I just might. Can’t possibly be worse than what Lucas did.
Is “Sheeved” even a word? The comment editor gives it a squiggly red underline. Wiktionary doesn’t have it, and they carry re-directs for common misspellings.
It’s the literal spelling of a certain dialect’s pronunciation. For example: “Well golly, Wilbur. Dem dar sheep are sheeved mighty close to the skin. Dey might catch coald!”
haw haw