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Kris
9 years ago

Blurry vacation photo. Check.
Illegible text. Check.
Self-important title. Check.

“Martha, I’m going to make an easy million on this self-pubbed masterpiece!”

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago

Wow.

This is both thrilling and hard to read!

EricL
EricL
9 years ago

My eyes keep wandering back to that black thing in the foreground. Is that a sock?

Bruce
Bruce
9 years ago
Reply to  EricL

It’s a…. severed foot!!! Those kids are all running away from the “Sell-Swordsman.”

See? There really is something going on in this cover after all.

Sirona
9 years ago
Reply to  EricL

I’m thinking it’s poop. Run awaaaaaaay!

invader
invader
9 years ago

Looks kinda like a boot to me.

EricL
EricL
9 years ago
Reply to  invader

Or maybe one of those black elastic braces folks wear over a knee or elbow.

john e. . .
9 years ago

That black thing is Ozzy! Just the damn owner of the Sands Casino. You know – Ozzy Mantius, of the Sands.

::now backing slowly out of the room::