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EricL
EricL
9 years ago

Dear C.J.R.Smith,
If you can’t punctuate your own name correctly, what does the inside of your book look like?

Wesawthebigbusheattherowhouses.

Kris
9 years ago

When I saw the title, I thought he misspelled “Simian”…

AndIstillthinkthebushesareeatingthehouses.

Ebony McKenna
9 years ago

Note – cry for help at the top of the tower.

Ilana
Ilana
9 years ago

It’s not the author’s fault if the cover is based on an actual place.

jic
jic
9 years ago
Reply to  Ilana

Because, of course, he had to use that particular image for the cover. He had no choice in the matter whatsoever.

Tia
Tia
9 years ago
Reply to  Ilana

Unless the actual place has actual house-eating bushes, it is the author’s fault for choosing this cover to represent the book.

BTW, the cover has been updated to add blood splatter…but the house-eating bush cannot be hidden that easily. Sorry.

john e. . .
9 years ago

I must need help, because this is all I see.

Kris
9 years ago
Reply to  john e. . .

BWAHAHAHAHAAAA! That part’s close to the ANimUS. 😉

red
red
9 years ago

Isn’t “Semi” the same as “Half”?