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EricL
EricL
9 years ago

Tip #102- Let your shadow kids ride cut-out bikes on the beach.

Kris
Kris
9 years ago

Tip #103 – Make sure the ocean’s surface is at a steep angle to ensure additional safety.

The dog is barking: Wait! That’s angled the WRONG WAY! The ocean will empty itself on you! YOU ALL ARE GOING TO DROWN!

Catie
Catie
9 years ago

How does ET fit into raising your kids?

EricL
EricL
9 years ago

Tip #104- Work as a team. You run over the dog while I take aim at the kid.

Viergacht
Viergacht
9 years ago

Spokeless bike wheels are safer for your special snowflakes.

Bruce
Bruce
9 years ago

Tip #105 – Don’t bike on the beach when a tidal wave is coming.