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Zsuzsa
Zsuzsa
1 year ago

Pro Tip #1: Don’t handwrite your cover.

Pro Tip #2: If you are going to disregard Pro Tip #1, then for God’s sake, please don’t handwrite your cover with a marker that’s almost dried out.

BTW, I looked, and the author claims to have three young children, so apparently she isn’t in elementary school.

RK@HM
RK@HM
1 year ago
Reply to  Zsuzsa

Either way, Pro Tip #3: don’t allow your kid to do the cover design.

Marc
Marc
1 year ago
Reply to  Zsuzsa

The bio just says she took care of 3 young kids. She could be the babysitter.

Frith Ra
1 year ago

My currently professional daughter agrees, this looks like a four year old’s efforts, except the writing is more like an eight year old.

Another Bob
Another Bob
1 year ago

I think this might be another case of have you ever seen a book cover before?

Johno McMoose
Johno McMoose
1 year ago

Refrigerator covers hereby reach a new low.

axolotl
axolotl
1 year ago

400 pages? I didn’t realise they made school exercise books that big. Perhaps it’s 16 exercise books stuck together somehow?

Charles Cassady Jr.own
Charles Cassady Jr.own
1 year ago

In olden days, early linguists would monitor speech of newborn babies, hoping to hear the original language spoken in Eden. Perhaps was similar gambit with this cover design.