His Pickle Her Jam: A Steamy Short Contemporary Romance (Cherry On Top Tales Book 4)
What’s the least sexy “sexy” expression you’ve heard today? (Bonus: The model has a peeling sunburn.)
His Pickle Her Jam: A Steamy Short Contemporary Romance (Cherry On Top Tales Book 4)
What’s the least sexy “sexy” expression you’ve heard today? (Bonus: The model has a peeling sunburn.)
It doesn’t do anything for me, but one thing I’ve learned studying romance novels is that there are a lot of kinks out there that are apparently shared by enough people to get a whole bunch of novels published. (For example, I would think that the phrase, “He kissed her eyeball” would be a prime example of “How to kill a mood in under five words”; the author of the book I was reading thought it was so sexy that she had it happen twice.)
So, for all I know, there are thousands of women seeking books with food-related metaphors for sex. Some percentage of those women probably have a sunburn fetish as well.
In Internet’s “Rule 34” seems to apply to romance novels, especially those of the more tawdry persuasion. And I think food may stimulate the same pleasure centers in the brain as sex for many people.
Eyeball-kissing… yeesh. A few years back, there was an epidemic of pinkeye among Japanese teens. Turned out it was because of a weird eyeball-licking fad.
The mouth is the germiest part of the body.
5 of 5 mouthwash companies agree.
If those Japanese teens had only gargled before and after kissing eyeballs, an epidemic could have been averted.