BLURB: When Our Genitals Kiss

Dick Steele is a man’s man’s man. He’s also a truck driving marine and an alpha male, the first of his kind, hence the alpha part. Dick Steele doesn’t get the flu, the flu gets Dick Steele, and there’s no vaccine for a classic ass whooping.
Chastity Cramwell is assumed to live in the unassuming town of Large Pebble, Colorado where she owns and operates an antique store with a clever name. Photos of her fat ass are banned on Chinese internet for fear such western decadence could cause a revolution.
Dick Steele loves nothing more than a cute honey with a fat dumpster, but will Chastity let him in both metaphorically and sexually? Dick Steele has all the strength in his masculine arms to carry her hopes and dreams, but does he have the strength to overcome his troubled romantic past? The only way to find out is to read the book, because I’m sure not going to tell you in the description.

How witty does the author think she is? Very witty, or very very witty?

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Zsuzsa
Zsuzsa
1 month ago

I know you don’t usually give tags for the blurbs, but I feel that this one has such a horrible om-nom-nom de plume that it should be an exception.

Marc
Marc
1 month ago

“A Novel.” 27 pages.

LBC Participant
LBC Participant
1 month ago

perhaps 8 year olds shouldn’t be able to publish without some kind of adult supervision and regulation.