I would dearly LOVE to see some of these “Medieval Historical Romance” readers climb into bed with a Medieval man of the typical hygiene at the time. Yup…and I’d LOVE to see a passage in one of those books, that describes it for the time-traveling nurse/dental hygienist etc. that lands on him….
An old history professor of mine said much the same about the many and various Renaissance fairs. He said if the fair-goers wanted an authentic experience, then as the came in through the gate they should be hosed-down with the contents or a septic tank.
Indeedy! Can you imagine Little Miss 2024’s Time-Travelling Nurse of the Year, somehow physically colliding with Mr. Medieval man and realizing–to her horror, no doubt–that she’s meant to provide a specific type of sex to him, using her mouth and his well…his you-know-what? Yeah, NO THANKS, sports fans! BERGH and BLEACK! No, no no. NO THANK YOU.
I would dearly LOVE to see some of these “Medieval Historical Romance” readers climb into bed with a Medieval man of the typical hygiene at the time. Yup…and I’d LOVE to see a passage in one of those books, that describes it for the time-traveling nurse/dental hygienist etc. that lands on him….
An old history professor of mine said much the same about the many and various Renaissance fairs. He said if the fair-goers wanted an authentic experience, then as the came in through the gate they should be hosed-down with the contents or a septic tank.
Indeedy! Can you imagine Little Miss 2024’s Time-Travelling Nurse of the Year, somehow physically colliding with Mr. Medieval man and realizing–to her horror, no doubt–that she’s meant to provide a specific type of sex to him, using her mouth and his well…his you-know-what? Yeah, NO THANKS, sports fans! BERGH and BLEACK! No, no no. NO THANK YOU.