It’s a novel about a failed book-signing event???
Chills (the AC is turned up high), Thrills (little tykes got sugar before coming to story-time), and Mystery (who stuck the gum in the carpet). Yeah, I want to read this book!
Syd
1 year ago
bonus points if he includes an excerpt written by his “award winning novelist” character. Those are always hilarious.
Zsuzsa
1 year ago
I think of myself as a novelist, and having a cover and blurb this bad is certainly one of my nightmares!
red
1 year ago
… is when you realize your agent scheduled the last stop of your book tour aboard the Titanic.
It’s a novel about a failed book-signing event???
Chills (the AC is turned up high), Thrills (little tykes got sugar before coming to story-time), and Mystery (who stuck the gum in the carpet). Yeah, I want to read this book!
bonus points if he includes an excerpt written by his “award winning novelist” character. Those are always hilarious.
I think of myself as a novelist, and having a cover and blurb this bad is certainly one of my nightmares!
… is when you realize your agent scheduled the last stop of your book tour aboard the Titanic.
The title “Book Signing on the Titanic” doesn’t seem as catchy or as good a song as Harry Chapin’s “Dance Band on the Titanic”: https://youtu.be/pkSRF-uHlWk?feature=shared
“During casual times, she enjoys people” … 😬
I assume Ashley can afford the editor that Jerry can’t.