How nightmarish. “Novel!” (Also, check out how long the Amazon description takes to get to something interesting.)
How nightmarish. “Novel!” (Also, check out how long the Amazon description takes to get to something interesting.)
It’s a novel about a failed book-signing event???
Chills (the AC is turned up high), Thrills (little tykes got sugar before coming to story-time), and Mystery (who stuck the gum in the carpet). Yeah, I want to read this book!
bonus points if he includes an excerpt written by his “award winning novelist” character. Those are always hilarious.
I think of myself as a novelist, and having a cover and blurb this bad is certainly one of my nightmares!
… is when you realize your agent scheduled the last stop of your book tour aboard the Titanic.
The title “Book Signing on the Titanic” doesn’t seem as catchy or as good a song as Harry Chapin’s “Dance Band on the Titanic”: https://youtu.be/pkSRF-uHlWk?feature=shared
“During casual times, she enjoys people” … 😬
I assume Ashley can afford the editor that Jerry can’t.