The Adventures of Atomic Weiner Dog: The Good Sammy (The Atomic Daushund Chronicles Book 1)
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The Adventures of Atomic Weiner Dog: The Good Sammy (The Atomic Daushund Chronicles Book 1)
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a children’s book for children you hate. Human teeth in all the, er, creatures was a most unfortunate artistic choice
Or possibly for the children whose parents you hate. I foresee a lot of long nights with kids muttering, “Can’t sleep, demon squirrels will eat me.”
Radiation exposure does explain the mutations displayed on the cover, but isn’t that rather cruel and dark for a kid’s book?
“Atomic Weiner Dog” …George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic were just through town, and I could have gone there and held him publicly accountable. And I am told I would’ve seen a lot of nearly naked people too!
Ti…Timmy?
This kreacher must be a daushund, because it is definitely not a dachshund.
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