Cruising the Mediterranean: From the luminous canals of Amsterdam and Venice to the stunning mosaics of Istanbul’s Blue Mosque, this travel memoir takes readers on the trip of a lifetime.

Cruising the Mediterranean: From the luminous canals of Amsterdam and Venice to the stunning mosaics of Istanbul’s Blue Mosque, this travel memoir takes readers on the trip of a lifetime.

…in a VAMPIRE GONDOLA.

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Hitch
1 year ago

Dear Knowledgeable Tour Guide:

I hate to tell ya, but VENICE is not, technically and not even really remotely, on the Mediterranean. Ask anybody. It’s on the VENETIAN LAGOON, which goes out to the Adriatic–NOT the Med.

URGH.

red
red
1 year ago
Reply to  Hitch

Well, two out of three ain’t bad.

Especially compared to these three.

Zsuzsa
Zsuzsa
1 year ago
Reply to  red

It looks like Istanbul is on the Sea of Marmara, which is between the Black Sea and the Aegean Sea. None of those would be the Mediterranean.

And, while I’m no expert on European geography, I’m pretty sure that Amsterdam is not on the Mediterranean either.

Looks to me like Knowledgable Tour Guide is batting .000.

Hitch
1 year ago
Reply to  red

You mean, like AMSTERDAM? I didn’t even mention Amsterdam, because I didn’t want to suck all the air out fo the room, but so far, they’re 0 for 3. ZERO FOR THREE, ff…

@Zsuzsa: Yes, exactly right–just saw your comment. Oh-4-Three. Sheesh.

red
red
1 year ago
Reply to  Hitch

The best way to travel by gondola from Venice to Amsterdam is on the Nile.

Hitch
1 year ago
Reply to  red

Honestly, I could dig that! Thence up to the Upper Kingdom to the former Lower Kingdom and thus to Cairo; go from there to Istanbul and then…the Orient Express! Squeeeeee.