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Hitch
1 year ago

Honestly, I thought it said something like “The Tame Womohant Cafe.” Not making that up. I cannot read the line of text above the byline at all and I can’t read the byline, either–just enough to see an initial–I think–that indicates that it’s a name. [smh]

krij
krij
1 year ago
Reply to  Hitch

The Fife Heirophant Cafe for me

Hitch
1 year ago
Reply to  krij

Oh, that’s a good one. Nope, I did not get Hierophant from that. I literally couldn’t come up with a word, and believe me, I see all sorts of stuff–animals, nuns, people, you name it, in the Travertine tile and the wooden door patterns in our house. I have The Face o’Jaysus in one of my doors! When I can’t come up with a word, any word, that fits a “sorta shape,” that’s bad.

Zsuzsa
Zsuzsa
1 year ago
Reply to  Hitch

I think the first name is Ronald. The last name, best I can decipher, seems to be “Mindzak.” As far as the middle initial, you could tell me that it’s literally anything and I wouldn’t disbelieve you.

Hitch
1 year ago
Reply to  Zsuzsa

Yeah, “Mindzak” seems as good a guess as any, I’ll give you that. I’m also with you on the Middle Initial–it could be ANYTHING. Anything at all. Another R? Nope. P? Can’t tell. Man. what was this author thinking????????

Zsuzsa
Zsuzsa
1 year ago
Reply to  Hitch

<i>what was this author thinking????????</i>

Assumes facts not in evidence.

Hitch
1 year ago
Reply to  Zsuzsa

LOLOL…May I upvote this more than once, pretty please? It deserves more.

Johno McMoose
Johno McMoose
1 year ago
Reply to  Hitch

The middle initial of the author of “The Time Morohant’s Cafe” might be a G, but it looks rather like an unholy hybrid of an ampersand and a treble clef (a trouble clef?).

Last edited 1 year ago by Johno McMoose
Zak Freeman
1 year ago
Reply to  Zsuzsa

Maybe it is not an initial, maybe it is & and there are two authors, Ronald & Mindzak

Hitch
1 year ago
Reply to  Zak Freeman

Duuuuuuude…….

Marc
Marc
1 year ago

Oh, so I’m NOT just still waiting for the other layers to load?

Marc
Marc
1 year ago
Reply to  Marc

And the dude’s face is like, “Yes we’re still fucking open. It’s a time cafe, we never close. Fuck, I should go back to school.”

Syd
Syd
1 year ago

but that sandglass, there’s a study in subtle horror

Marc
Marc
1 year ago
Reply to  Syd

It never runs out! I wonder if that’s on purpose.

Syd
Syd
1 year ago
Reply to  Marc

I considered that, but the purpose of a sandglass is to mark time, it’s not much use otherwise. But also the base has absorbed his fingers and much of his hand. It’s not parallel to the top, which seems to be wider than the bottom as well. The whole thing is off in an “AI is not actually intelligent” way, methinks