99.9% of humanity was turned into Zombies, in an event known as… you know what, hold on let’s go back.
Zombies, yep they are a thing, turns out pop culture was right. Zombies are real, well in so much as creatures who used to be human now want us to be no longer living. It’s still strange and what’s worse turns out history was filled with ample examples of them, we were just manipulated into… wait, maybe we should go forward.
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Please, keep regaling me with your command of the English language.
I love reading “well,” after a statement of fact in fiction. It tells me that you don’t know where the backspace key is and this is the only way you have of correcting your own inaccuracies.
my impressions from this blurb:
it’s written in the first person POV, in a jokesy folksy kind of way
it’s meant to be either a comedy or a parody but the author has only a fuzzy idea of the difference so it reads as neither…