A Trashy Pirate Romance: Book Two April 17, 2023NathanCovers6 Comments A Trashy Pirate Romance: Book Two “Trashy” has at least two meanings, you know. layers upon layers om-nom-nom de plume readability Previous postThe Lousies Quarterly Semifinals: March! Next postTemple Dogs: They live and dream for today! (Tales of the Boatman’s dogs Book 5)
Calm down, maybe it’s just a prop from the Watchman universe, where every book is about pirates.
But who is trashy, the romance or the pirate?
Is that a…what, a bikini babe in the background? Some fugly pinky-purple-patterned bra????
corset. Definitely fugly
A corset with a zipper up the front!
Holy anachronism Batman!
Whatever this is – a plethora of planks are probably involved.