The Rhumgold Sagas: Vampires R Us
Also, check out how the author bio starts:
Hi, my name is Tim Conley. I live in Philadelphia, MS with my beautiful wife, Carmela. My son,James (JD) is in the Air Force and has a son Joshua who is 21/2 with another boy on the way. Carmela’s son – Enrik just graduated from Mississippi State University with a degree in Teaching.
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I think he got his author bio mixed up with his family Christmas letter.
all his covers suck but at least the rest suck in similar ways, making this one violate his, er, branding.