OHEMGEE, you mean, like, it’s the TOP of his head? And even looking right at it, they left it like that or didn’t use a different model/image? Somebody thought that the tousled hair that looks like…a yellow dustmop is the right look/feel? I mean, I kinda (meh) understand the logic behind the Faux-Human/Pseudo-human Hoochie mama, but the dustmop? Not so much.
Yowzers. Some days, this site takes my breath away (in shock) and that’s not really a great thing.
so today I found this on Smart Bitches Trashy Books in a cover snark from last summer…with an even less readable font. So I think this one (here on LBC) is supposed to “improved”
I look at that and I see the title
CEated
BindS
covering the couple, unlike any cover on novels I saw in the romance fantasy genre. (My future wife and her sister had dozens of those 1968-1970.) You’d think publishers would emulate what sells.
But then you’d be covering up the looming fangs on top, and I’d argue that it’s the best part of this cover
I can’t really argue against that.
What the holy hell is the weird-ass dandelion thing on that guy’s shoulders? Some sort of fiery head?
I believe that’s the bleach-blond guy behind the front-and-center hoochie chick.
OHEMGEE, you mean, like, it’s the TOP of his head? And even looking right at it, they left it like that or didn’t use a different model/image? Somebody thought that the tousled hair that looks like…a yellow dustmop is the right look/feel? I mean, I kinda (meh) understand the logic behind the Faux-Human/Pseudo-human Hoochie mama, but the dustmop? Not so much.
Yowzers. Some days, this site takes my breath away (in shock) and that’s not really a great thing.
Some men will go to great lengths to disguise their thinning hair patch.
Which one?
(͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)
It could even be a “Sham-Wow”!
OMG, let me upvote this one 20x, I did, in fact, literally LOL.
More sham, less wow.
The bed is made of water and also has decorative pillows?
They’re either waterproof or super-absorbent!
Which one is Grigori? Yellow-hair, Black-hair, or Fang Tooth?
Grated? Crafted? What? oh, Fated. Hmm.
I honestly had to look at the post title two or three times before I realized that the title wasn’t “Gated Binds.”
Yup, me 2 on the “Binds.”
WTSF?
so today I found this on Smart Bitches Trashy Books in a cover snark from last summer…with an even less readable font. So I think this one (here on LBC) is supposed to “improved”
The face, I palm it.
This time, I thought it was “Fated Binges.” (Sigh).
same! But I mean…what even IS a “Fated Bind” ?
Fated Birds? Maybe Birds that are…man, I got nuthin’. I’m out of ideas for this one. Birds of a feather, bind together?
Oy.
Gated Blinds?
Glutted Brine?
I look at that and I see the title
CEated
BindS
covering the couple, unlike any cover on novels I saw in the romance fantasy genre. (My future wife and her sister had dozens of those 1968-1970.) You’d think publishers would emulate what sells.