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Zsuzsa
Zsuzsa
2 years ago

How did our Native American hero end up with a body so pale that it would make Snow White envious?

Hitch
2 years ago
Reply to  Zsuzsa

Took the words right outta my fingertips. That body is clearly that of some regular old boring vanilla model, tinted, (somehow). Look at those inner arms, near the triceps! Sheesh.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
2 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

In the old Saturday matinee western serials, Hollywood would a least try find some extras with Mediterrean.complexions.

However a quick search returns “frequencies of albinism in Native American tribes were reported to vary from 1:140 in the Jemez to 1:3,750 in the Navajo”

Hitch
2 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

Waaahhhl, I can purt-near guaaarantee that that lad ain’t no Navajo, not one of the Dineh.

I mean…for one thing, he just isn’t but secondly, that is not Dineh dress in any way, manner, shape or form. The neck choker is Crow or Blackfoot, if memory serves.

Ian
Ian
2 years ago

With face that says I’m constipated.

Hitch
2 years ago
Reply to  Ian

Not to mention, the raptor bent on revenge for those feathers!

red
red
2 years ago

The kid in the back row wants to know why “Bestselling Author” is not centered like the other lines.

LBC Participant
LBC Participant
2 years ago

I’m going to listen to mine and close this page.