Fight Fire With Fire – True Story

Fight Fire With Fire – True Story

All together now: “More fire, please.”

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RK@HM
RK@HM
2 years ago

“Would you please publish the enclosed manuscript or return it without delay, as I have other irons in the fire.”
—Elinor Glyn, allegedly.

“Put this with your other irons.”
—The publisher to whom Elinor Glyn was writing, allegedly.

LBC Participant
LBC Participant
2 years ago

It’s a shame the book isn’t actually on fire.

Hitch
2 years ago

Am I the only one thinking that those upper-case F’s are displaying a remarkable amount of, well…flaccidity? A droop in their drawers, a little lack of enthusiasm in the angle of the dangle?

They seem really underwhelmed, for being so, well…Fired Up?

LBC Participant
LBC Participant
2 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

They’re melting, silly.

Hitch
2 years ago

OMG, I wonder if you’re literally right. MWAHAHAHAHAHA….I mean, sure, that did cross my mind, but I thought, “nah, that’s not it.”

IF that’s so, why is the “G” In “FIGHT” curling up into the fetal position?

Dang, so much to hate here…

Charles Cassady Jr.
Charles Cassady Jr.
2 years ago

Reminds me of the next-to-last script punchline in a first-season X-Files episode I am sick of my wife watching in reruns. (final script punchline was something like “I’m dying for a cigarette.”)