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Marc
1 year ago
Worst N.K. Stouffer’s The Legend of Rah and the Muggles fanfiction ever.
If I wasn’t chaste before I sure the hell am now.
A chastity key SERIES. How much is there to say about… chastity keys? What’s a chastity key, anyway???
I would assume it’s the key to a chastity belt, but I’m not willing to google to confirm that.
Yeah and go ahead and find the poor broad sewn into some chastity belt that ever had her own key, FF…..
That looks more like an anti-chastity key to me.
New from RonCo, the Striped Personal Massager Chastity Key. Because sometimes the key to chastity is a phallic symbol. Only $19.95 plush shipping and handling. But wait, order now and receive a free Pocket Fisherman!
Worst N.K. Stouffer’s The Legend of Rah and the Muggles fanfiction ever.
I’m guessing this cover cost $2.
They over-paid for it!
Snow Miser must have given this to Heat Miser and that’s how the feud started.