The Last CANDLE

The Last CANDLE

Why do so many people think this is acceptable? Why?

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Marc
Marc
2 years ago

They know what the words are so their brain fills them in for them.

LBC Participant
LBC Participant
2 years ago

Joe should have waited until the candle was out to take the photo.

Zsuzsa
Zsuzsa
2 years ago

Yet again, I have to remind people that this is the one error that you can eliminate by clicking one simple little box in photoshop. Just hit “Lock Aspect Ratio” and you change picture size all you want without making it look stupid.

Another Bob
Another Bob
2 years ago
Reply to  Zsuzsa

You’re an optimist.

Hitch
2 years ago
Reply to  Another Bob

A cockeyed optimist, in fact.

Kris
2 years ago

From the blurb:

Almost 250 years ago, people lit their homes with candles made from the remains of the dead, but we don’t need candles anymore, we have electric lights, and motorized window blinds and big screen TVs, today we only use candles to set the mood, to be romantic, but what if the next candle you lit was made from human remains, and when they were burned, the spirit of the person was released, and this wasn’t the spirit of a good person; this was the spirit of a monster, and breathing it in allowed the monster into your soul?

All one sentence. Maybe reciting it helps keep you from inhaling the monster ghost?

Ian
Ian
2 years ago
Reply to  Kris

So it’s the Stephen King story generation method.

Ian
Ian
2 years ago
Reply to  Ian

Reminds of that one episode from family guy

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Hitch
2 years ago
Reply to  Kris

Kind of a shame. The plot idea doesn’t sound terrible, but the description and execution kinda murder it in the womb.

Another Bob
Another Bob
2 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Eh, been done to death. At least in a metaphoric sense. In America we call it a presidential election.

Hitch
2 years ago
Reply to  Another Bob

Oh, I dunno. The whole “made the candles by rendering his/her body fat…yadda” thing had some decent creep to it.