This would be easy to improve substantially, just by picking a suitably Roman-looking font and maybe an eagle logo (vulture?). That would’ve made this one decent even with the dull zombie background.
Another Bob
2 years ago
I keep looking at that, and I am becoming more and more convinced that I have seen that cover here before. Maybe not with that title and author, but that cover. Either that, or I have looked at so many of these wretched things on this site that I am beginning to hallucinate them. Not that it would stop me visiting, mind you…
Oh, gosh, poor @Another Bob. I have unfortunate news for you:
We’re sorry to tell you that you’ve been infected with LousyBookCoverPsychosis Syndrome, an incurable illness.
Everywhere you go now, you will see bad book covers. Everywhere you look. You will think you’ve seen them before. ALAS, ALACK! There is, as I said, no cure, but Jack helps.
More like Brent vs The People
The eternal war
Et tu, Zombus?
Then Fall, Caesar!
Worst Planet of the Apes crossover ever.
Charlie, are you lost, snookums?
Caesar is a prominent character in the Apes movies.
Oh, come on, that’s a reach!
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This would be easy to improve substantially, just by picking a suitably Roman-looking font and maybe an eagle logo (vulture?). That would’ve made this one decent even with the dull zombie background.
I keep looking at that, and I am becoming more and more convinced that I have seen that cover here before. Maybe not with that title and author, but that cover. Either that, or I have looked at so many of these wretched things on this site that I am beginning to hallucinate them. Not that it would stop me visiting, mind you…
Those are very common stock zombie silhouettes, so you’ve seen every element of this cover here before, even if they haven’t all been in one place.
Oh, gosh, poor @Another Bob. I have unfortunate news for you:
We’re sorry to tell you that you’ve been infected with LousyBookCoverPsychosis Syndrome, an incurable illness.
Everywhere you go now, you will see bad book covers. Everywhere you look. You will think you’ve seen them before. ALAS, ALACK! There is, as I said, no cure, but Jack helps.
LOL! I suspected as much. Maybe a 12 step program?
Wouldn’t that be a 12 shuffle program?