Billionaire Cowboy’s Runaway Bride (Billionaire Cowboys of True Love, Texas Book 1)
That is the face of a billionaire cowboy who’s tasted more than one human spleen.
Billionaire Cowboy’s Runaway Bride (Billionaire Cowboys of True Love, Texas Book 1)
That is the face of a billionaire cowboy who’s tasted more than one human spleen.
OH GIMME A BREAK. You have some guy, some model with a $5.00 Great Clips haircut, on the cover, looking for his “runaway bride”? Yeah, because Billionaires have that problem all the time. Those devoted, loving wives just running the hell off.
URGHGHGH
nah, his bride didn’t run away, that’s not how these books go. He’s the one who caught the bride who ran away from someone else.
oh, sure, b/c every B-b-b-billionaire wants someone else’s used bride.
*snicker*
Rich man/poor woman romances (in the sense of Harlequin/Mills & Boon) have been a staple since the 1890s, and remain as plausible now as they were then–not very!
Oh, I know. I mean, if you’re gonna have fantasy, why not go for the gusto?! But seriously…ugh. I mean, hell, why not make him a Baron, too, eh?
Like so.
Yes, thanks, I do get it. 🙂
(Reminds me a book that a friend lent me, whilst traveling. It ws this ABSURD story about how this girl, who was unhappy with her wealthy dad, for working “all those hours” when she was a child, marries (yup, you got it) a billionaire entrepreneur. But wait, there’s more--she LEAVES HIM, for working “all those hours,” because she’s so traumatized by her mean dad’s behavior (working!) during her childhood. Dad didn’t hit her, didn’t abuse here–just wasn’t around to wait on her, hand and foot, apparently. But wait, there’s even more!
Billionaire husband actually says, he’ll leave the company (!!!) if it will make her happy. Yeah, sure, b/c it’s not like that’s his personality, or anything, right? He just accidentally built this billion-dollar company! I mean, just changing 100% of who he is, to please her, and oh, yeah, BTW, losing his biz and his money–sure, everybody would do THAT!
I was…disgusted. And this is a very, very popular writer of romances, too. What a load of codswallop.
titles are un-American! You want a surplus of peerage in romance novels, you need to look at Regency–Dukes as far as the eye can see!
But he’s wearing a wedding ring (wrong hand per tradition, sure, but flipped image?), so he’s already married presuming that’s not a spoiler for the ending in. So the bride ran away after the wedding, no?
At the rate haircuts are going up around here, I’ll need to be a billionaire to afford them!
“Hope Moore”
I am going to scream
There’s no such thing as a billionaire cowboy.
Given the price of beef these days, there might be one sooner than you think.
Anybody else hearing Glen Campbell sing “I’m a bill-ion-aire cowboy” in their heads ’round this one?
It wasn’t until I looked at this cover several times that I realized that it’s very slightly stretched horizontally, and it’s weirding me out. I think I almost prefer the “Let’s make the moon look like an egg” covers. There, at least, we can all see what’s wrong and make fun of it. Here, I’m just left with a vague sense of “There’s something wrong with this picture.”