Red Dwarf vs Blue Giant: Crystal Planet August 5, 2022NathanCovers18 Comments Red Dwarf vs Blue Giant: Crystal Planet Please keep sharp objects away from me. (h/t Marc) cut and paste font boredom MS Paint reborn! om-nom-nom de plume WTF Previous postCOVID-42: Rebellion in the USSA Next postThe Moscow Option-1942
What the smegging smeg!!! Rimmer, is this your doing?!? Or likely it’s Creighton’s evil head!
This certainly isn’t Better Than Life.
Cat made up this cover using Talkie Toaster.graphics program.
Hah, good one! Now that I think about it, this cover may very well be the visual representation of Dave’s musical “talents”.
“Please, Mr. Dragon, don’t pop my balloon. I know I shouldn’t have brought it to this spiky hellscape, but still.”
That’s meant to be a dragon? Words fail me.
I . . . guess?
I have a WTF shelf on Goodreads, for books that this cover would be an accurate representation of contents
Come friend me on GR. I’m the only one to have reviewed any of this author’s books, you can find me.
done!
So “Fivver” refers to the age of the artists?
LMFAO this definitely looks like it was composed by a child and I hope we’re right
update: nope, a grown-ass man.
Mr. Dragon hopes the Playmobile Wizard has a spell to cure underbites.
Underbite, or dislocared jaw?
so the character in this book has money for servants but not a backup generator for their mother’s breathing machine…
Planning ahead: it’s not for everyone.
So, during a blackout you might not find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile…
and you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a
beautiful wifemother on a breathing machine.🤮