Red Dwarf vs Blue Giant: Crystal Planet August 5, 2022 Red Dwarf vs Blue Giant: Crystal Planet Please keep sharp objects away from me. (h/t Marc) Spread the love Tags: cut and paste, font boredom, MS Paint reborn!, om-nom-nom de plume, WTF ◀ COVID-42: Rebellion in the USSA The Moscow Option-1942 ▶ 18 Comments Oldest Newest Most Voted Inline Feedbacks View all comments Brad 2 years ago What the smegging smeg!!! Rimmer, is this your doing?!? Or likely it’s Creighton’s evil head! Another Bob 2 years ago Reply to Brad This certainly isn’t Better Than Life. charles cassady 2 years ago Reply to Brad Cat made up this cover using Talkie Toaster.graphics program. Brad 2 years ago Reply to charles cassady Hah, good one! Now that I think about it, this cover may very well be the visual representation of Dave’s musical “talents”. Marc 2 years ago “Please, Mr. Dragon, don’t pop my balloon. I know I shouldn’t have brought it to this spiky hellscape, but still.” Another Bob 2 years ago Reply to Marc That’s meant to be a dragon? Words fail me. Marc 2 years ago Reply to Another Bob I . . . guess? Syd 2 years ago I have a WTF shelf on Goodreads, for books that this cover would be an accurate representation of contents Marc 2 years ago Reply to Syd Come friend me on GR. I’m the only one to have reviewed any of this author’s books, you can find me. Syd 2 years ago Reply to Marc done! LBC Participant 2 years ago So “Fivver” refers to the age of the artists? Smoppet 2 years ago Reply to LBC Participant LMFAO this definitely looks like it was composed by a child and I hope we’re right update: nope, a grown-ass man. Last edited 2 years ago by Smoppet War Goat 2 years ago Mr. Dragon hopes the Playmobile Wizard has a spell to cure underbites. Another Bob 2 years ago Reply to War Goat Underbite, or dislocared jaw? Smoppet 2 years ago so the character in this book has money for servants but not a backup generator for their mother’s breathing machine… Zsuzsa 2 years ago Reply to Smoppet Planning ahead: it’s not for everyone. LBC Participant 2 years ago Reply to Smoppet So, during a blackout you might not find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile… and you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife mother on a breathing machine. Ian 2 years ago 🤮
What the smegging smeg!!! Rimmer, is this your doing?!? Or likely it’s Creighton’s evil head!
This certainly isn’t Better Than Life.
Cat made up this cover using Talkie Toaster.graphics program.
Hah, good one! Now that I think about it, this cover may very well be the visual representation of Dave’s musical “talents”.
“Please, Mr. Dragon, don’t pop my balloon. I know I shouldn’t have brought it to this spiky hellscape, but still.”
That’s meant to be a dragon? Words fail me.
I . . . guess?
I have a WTF shelf on Goodreads, for books that this cover would be an accurate representation of contents
Come friend me on GR. I’m the only one to have reviewed any of this author’s books, you can find me.
done!
So “Fivver” refers to the age of the artists?
LMFAO this definitely looks like it was composed by a child and I hope we’re right
update: nope, a grown-ass man.
Mr. Dragon hopes the Playmobile Wizard has a spell to cure underbites.
Underbite, or dislocared jaw?
so the character in this book has money for servants but not a backup generator for their mother’s breathing machine…
Planning ahead: it’s not for everyone.
So, during a blackout you might not find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile…
and you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a
beautiful wifemother on a breathing machine.🤮