Cross Academy

Cross Academy

Totem starter? Tricked-out selfie stick? The latest in Japanese marital aids? I dunno.

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Marc
Marc
2 years ago

I”ll pretend I didn’t see the little pendant and make a joke about how that’s why they need to go to the academy; they’ve only learned how to do the upright part of the cross so far.

Second year is all about nails.

Marc
Marc
2 years ago
Reply to  Marc

Amyway, I don’t have a problem with the spear, which to me is clearly a spear, which fits with the title (Longinus and all that). It’s not at all a good cover but I think the spear element is an OK choice.

Zsuzsa
Zsuzsa
2 years ago
Reply to  Marc

*puts on professorial glasses*

Ackshually, the most common types of Roman crosses (as in instruments of crucifixion) were simply upright poles; the cross bar was an optional element. There are, in fact some Christian sects who insist that Jesus was crucified on a pole like that one and that the t-shaped cross was a Medieval addition to the story.

*end annoyingly pedantic voice*

LBC Participant
LBC Participant
2 years ago
Reply to  Zsuzsa

My understanding is that when crosses were used for crucifixion they were Xs, not Ts.

Hitch
2 years ago
Reply to  Zsuzsa

Do I want to ask what body parts were pierced, then, in this single-pole Crucifixion theory?

Hitch
2 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

I think you lads and ladies missed my joke, but hey, I’m glad I asked. (TY, seriously.)

LBC Participant
LBC Participant
2 years ago

Any time I visit Valley City I always make a point to drive in the ‘E’ Lane.

Hitch
2 years ago

What in the name of such-and-such is a Valicity?

Hitch
2 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

Groan. Or Woodicity. Man, the possibilities are just endless….unfortunately.

Smoppet
Smoppet
2 years ago

“This book is dedicated to JESUS CHRIST”
guys stop messing around this is fucking serious!!!

Another Bob
Another Bob
2 years ago
Reply to  Smoppet

It is having sex with a type A0 (possibly A1) star in Canis Major?

Smoppet
Smoppet
2 years ago
Reply to  Another Bob

Insert your holy rod into Mary