You need a nice snappy bamboo cane. LOVELY for exactly what you have in mind.
My question is:on the whole Medieval Babes thing–perchance and mayhaps “babes” had a different meaning, when thou used it here, oh author? For it appears to me that this babe’s features hath been thoroughly obscured with yon blurry stick!
I have no doubt that at some point, many Medieval ladies were in fact, “hot babes.” Not necessarily by our standards–one nose-holding clothespin coming up!–but before their teeth rotted out and all that, sure. But this–hiding the babe’s face? Gadzooks!
Actually the teeth rotting wasn’t a huge problem until the 16th century when sugar became popular among the upper classes. So Medieval babes had ok teeth, Renaissance babes, rotten teeth.
Nathan, a stick would only do 1-2hp. I highly recommend a Great Club – 1d8 damage plus Strength to hit and damage!
I just want it to sting.
You need a nice snappy bamboo cane. LOVELY for exactly what you have in mind.
My question is:on the whole Medieval Babes thing–perchance and mayhaps “babes” had a different meaning, when thou used it here, oh author? For it appears to me that this babe’s features hath been thoroughly obscured with yon blurry stick!
Yeah, “Medieval Babes” is a whole other cover concept, one that populates my Kindle recommendations for no reason I can see…
I have no doubt that at some point, many Medieval ladies were in fact, “hot babes.” Not necessarily by our standards–one nose-holding clothespin coming up!–but before their teeth rotted out and all that, sure. But this–hiding the babe’s face? Gadzooks!
Actually the teeth rotting wasn’t a huge problem until the 16th century when sugar became popular among the upper classes. So Medieval babes had ok teeth, Renaissance babes, rotten teeth.