Before: A Novel

July 18, 2022

Before: A Novel

Way to misuse that budget.

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LBC Participant

2 years ago

… an empty page?

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Brad

2 years ago

Why doesn’t this happen whenever I’m hiking?!? Not fair!

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Hitch

2 years ago

“Before: A Novel” should come, learning how to write one and design a cover, too, whilst you are at it.

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Marc

2 years ago

It says it all right there: Kill. Burn.

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Zsuzsa

2 years ago

When people say that you need to put some money into the cover, this is NOT what they had in mind.

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Hitch

2 years ago

Dear author-publisher: this is NOT what people mean, when they talk about “the money shot.”

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LBC Participant

2 years ago

Reply to Hitch

Don’t give them any ideas.

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Another Bob

2 years ago

Before: a novel. After: a trash can.

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Hitch

2 years ago

Reply to Another Bob

Can I upvote this 20x?

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