Conan the Conqueror

Conan the Conqueror

WHAT IN CROM’S NAME

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Brad
Brad
2 years ago

This is not what is good in life.

But a mashup of Howard’s Conan and Lovecraftian horror – that would be good!

Xodiac
Xodiac
2 years ago
Reply to  Brad

I remember reading somewhere that the two authors were friends, or mutual admirers, and canonically the Lovecraft universe and the Conan books are set in the same world but separated by one or two thousand years. I haven’t pored through the Conan stories hunting for Lovecraft references, though, and although I’ve read Lovecraft’s works I’m not familiar enough with Conan lore to pick out any references he might have included. So I can’t verify it.

Marc
Marc
2 years ago

I could use more Conan in the grocery store.

Hitch
2 years ago
Reply to  Marc

Who couldn’t?

Brad
Brad
2 years ago
Reply to  Marc

“Don’t you know the Dewey Decimal System?!?”..wait, no that’s Conan the Librarian from “UHF”!

Hitch
2 years ago

“To crush your tomatoes. See them pulped before you. And to hear the lamentations of their vines….”

Marc
Marc
2 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

“Conan the Vegetarian”

Hitch
2 years ago
Reply to  Marc

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Nathan, let’s upvote this 10x!

Do you want to chew forever?

Brad
Brad
2 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Well done, Hitch and Marc – wish I had come up with that! 🙂

Hitch
2 years ago
Reply to  Brad

Thank yew, thank yew…

Our comedy act will be appearing here all week….

Hitch
2 years ago

ALSO, isn’t that dude a recognizable actor? Not like uber-famous, but…been in a bit of this and that?

War Goat
War Goat
2 years ago

Know, oh prince, there was an Age undreamed of, between the rise of Aldi and the bright days of Lidl when shining grocery stores spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars and many deals were to be found on store brand marinara.

Zsuzsa
Zsuzsa
2 years ago

“Canst thou believest what they be charging for sundried tomatoes in these dark days?”

Hitch
2 years ago
Reply to  Zsuzsa

Conan Conquers Inflation!