“No, I didn’t take any pictures. Why not? Um…uh, because my cellphone fell into one of the canals in Venice. Why are you giving me that skeptical look? Of course it happened! My girlfriend would totally back me up on this, except that she lives across town and goes to a different school…”
charles cassady
2 years ago
From the packager of the Garrison Keillor property “Pretty Good Jokes.”
“No, I didn’t take any pictures. Why not? Um…uh, because my cellphone fell into one of the canals in Venice. Why are you giving me that skeptical look? Of course it happened! My girlfriend would totally back me up on this, except that she lives across town and goes to a different school…”
From the packager of the Garrison Keillor property “Pretty Good Jokes.”