I can’t wait for the second installment in chronicling the efforts of the Earl of Alspath and his allies in the defense of the realm against many and diverse threats of a magical, spiritual and physical danger and that took me twenty minutes to type out and should there be an oxford comma yeah or nay thank you very much
I look forward to the third installment where the author discovers punctuation and grammar and a partial bag of Skittles between the couch cushions while watching This Is Us because that is where she stuffed her tissue from the previous episode thinking it’d be handy to have readily available for next time she lies down to watch while eating an entire carton of Tillamook Salted Caramel ice cream and the rest of the half-popped microwave popcorn from the night before
LPlatePen
2 years ago
Somewhere out there, George RR Martin doesn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
I can’t wait for the second installment in chronicling the efforts of the Earl of Alspath and his allies in the defense of the realm against many and diverse threats of a magical, spiritual and physical danger and that took me twenty minutes to type out and should there be an oxford comma yeah or nay thank you very much
Commas? We don’ need no steenkin’ commas! Besides, the next one will be more like;
BeingthesecondinstallmentinchroniclingtheeffortsoftheEarlofAlspathandhisalliesinthedefenseofthrrealmagainstmanyanddiversethreatsofamagicalspiritualandphysicaldanger
I look forward to the third installment where the author discovers punctuation and grammar and a partial bag of Skittles between the couch cushions while watching This Is Us because that is where she stuffed her tissue from the previous episode thinking it’d be handy to have readily available for next time she lies down to watch while eating an entire carton of Tillamook Salted Caramel ice cream and the rest of the half-popped microwave popcorn from the night before
Somewhere out there, George RR Martin doesn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
Trust me, he’s laughing all the way to the bank.
Someone wants to be the next George RR Martin.