Same here Hitch! It does seem like this could be part of a trippy music video, kind of like “Total Eclipse of the Heart” (I love the song, but the video is like whaaaaa?)
Marc
2 years ago
What’s that, girl? Timmy’s a shopping cart? A medieval knight is approaching? Your mate in fancy dress is going to get a lance in the arse? BhoneenabTalaveen? Shit, why am I talking to a dog, that don’t make no sense.
I try. My own crew says that I invest too much time in the unteachable and the unwilling, but somewhere inside me is this optimist that persists in thinking “If I just explain it this way, maybe, ONE MORE TIME, they’ll get it!”
She’s (my inner optimist, for clarity) stoopid and I have to b*tch-slap her into submission often–like right now with this ridiculous other convo. That’s all. I have trouble forcing myself to believe that not all beings are teachable. {shrug}. That’s all. Persistent cuss.
Okay, here’s my stab at a blurb for this cover:
“When their romance began to turn stale, Fido thought he could smarten himself up and take Lassie shopping – but little did he know that her wish for ‘A knight in shining armour’ was going to bring a whole world of trouble!”
Johno McMoose
2 years ago
I’ve seen shopping carts stranded in many different places, impaled on a traffic sign or thrown into a detention basin, but here’s the first time I see one someone has left on a book cover.
Okay Nathen since you asked. I don’t need to make a joke because the cover is one big one that I’m laughing at.
Same here Hitch! It does seem like this could be part of a trippy music video, kind of like “Total Eclipse of the Heart” (I love the song, but the video is like whaaaaa?)
What’s that, girl? Timmy’s a shopping cart? A medieval knight is approaching? Your mate in fancy dress is going to get a lance in the arse? BhoneenabTalaveen? Shit, why am I talking to a dog, that don’t make no sense.
Does anyone, anyone at all, have any idea what the hell the title actually is?
[ahem] “You’ll get it once you read the book.”
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……………….
(P.S. Nathan–I’m going to disengage from that other discussion on this site. It’s not going anywhere and it’s just aggro. FYI.)
I’m surprised you lasted this long.
I try. My own crew says that I invest too much time in the unteachable and the unwilling, but somewhere inside me is this optimist that persists in thinking “If I just explain it this way, maybe, ONE MORE TIME, they’ll get it!”
She’s (my inner optimist, for clarity) stoopid and I have to b*tch-slap her into submission often–like right now with this ridiculous other convo. That’s all. I have trouble forcing myself to believe that not all beings are teachable. {shrug}. That’s all. Persistent cuss.
Obviously it’s Paul Hutchings: Bonnie Bhoneena, by author Talaveen Switchback.
Kill. Me. Now.
With that shopping cart there, all that comes to mind for me is this: http://resizing.flixster.com/kdTvcGEUyhctZTbL7YYOq6f5SuQ%3D/800×1200/dkpu1ddg7pbsk.cloudfront.net/movie/11/17/33/11173374_ori.jpg
Okay, here’s my stab at a blurb for this cover:
“When their romance began to turn stale, Fido thought he could smarten himself up and take Lassie shopping – but little did he know that her wish for ‘A knight in shining armour’ was going to bring a whole world of trouble!”
I’ve seen shopping carts stranded in many different places, impaled on a traffic sign or thrown into a detention basin, but here’s the first time I see one someone has left on a book cover.