My Dyke American My Queen Of Amazon Leopard Females: Theirs
Wonder what the cover is trying to tell you? Maybe this will clear it up:
She is a American author that goes to the Amazon. Finds herself Lost. Found her loves she will learn wanted her as their mate. Great Goddess Anna will come to find her. Putting herself at risk once more. Something about the Amazon does something her each time. Romance. Near misses.
(h/t RK)
I seriously can’t decide if she means “near misses” or “near Mrs.”
It’s definitely a near miss, meaning it doesn’t even qualify as an attempt.
I googled Goddess Anna, as I couldn’t recall a great goddess by that name. Apparently, she’s a very popular porn star (two pages of search results).
“Something about the Amazon does something her every time.”
Remember, folks: always check to see you any words out.
(If—for some reason—you want to see something really disturbing, try looking at the author’s Amazon page.)
OMG, more than a thousand Amazon eBooks? Seriously?
The mind boggles.
Gawd, why did you make me click that?
Books are made of words. Let’s smash gazillions of them together, like a giant alphabet soup, and we too will have a book at the end!
Awright, I guess ‘z ain’t that hard to churn out 1,000 books if most of them are approx. 8 pages long. *sorts by price to find the longest one* Whaaff?! 973 pages?
Maybe they’re very tiny pages with a large font size?
It’s not actually that hard to write a 973 page book if you don’t insist that any of the sentences in it make any sense.
Infinite monkeys, after all.