Actually, the name’s a pun: Robin is the one who… (drum roll, please) stole Alexander’s bike! That’s her on the cover… unless that silhouette is of a long-haired dude, in which case that’s him on the cover.
red
2 years ago
Based on my understanding of Einstein and Relativity, the bicycle and the hippie person with the robotic forearm must be moving horizontally across the frame at a velocity approaching the speed of light (because of the obvious horizontal compression, especially evident in the tires). The light source, because of its obvious red shift, is moving away from the viewer at a similarly high rate of speed. Therefore, the photographer’s cell phone camera has to be at least 4D in order to record all those dimensions, but it is probably one of those new 5D phonecams I keep hearing about. I know my old 3D flip phone doesn’t take pictures that look like that, and neither did my Brownie 620 back when I had to carry some dimes in my pocket in case I wanted to make a phone call. Back then they’d call you crazy if you tried to take pictures with a phone, especially if you were taking a selfie in front of Niagara Falls, even though you kept putting dimes in it. But let me tell you, they sure did! Those nice fellows with the butterfly net asked for some reprints so they could show their kids what the future would look like! Unfortunately, the phone company wanted their phone back before I got a chance to take it to the drugstore to get the pictures developed.
Gasp 😱… who is she and what is her significance as an author?
And who says, @Ian, that that Robin is a lady?
Actually, the name’s a pun: Robin is the one who… (drum roll, please) stole Alexander’s bike! That’s her on the cover… unless that silhouette is of a long-haired dude, in which case that’s him on the cover.
Based on my understanding of Einstein and Relativity, the bicycle and the hippie person with the robotic forearm must be moving horizontally across the frame at a velocity approaching the speed of light (because of the obvious horizontal compression, especially evident in the tires). The light source, because of its obvious red shift, is moving away from the viewer at a similarly high rate of speed. Therefore, the photographer’s cell phone camera has to be at least 4D in order to record all those dimensions, but it is probably one of those new 5D phonecams I keep hearing about. I know my old 3D flip phone doesn’t take pictures that look like that, and neither did my Brownie 620 back when I had to carry some dimes in my pocket in case I wanted to make a phone call. Back then they’d call you crazy if you tried to take pictures with a phone, especially if you were taking a selfie in front of Niagara Falls, even though you kept putting dimes in it. But let me tell you, they sure did! Those nice fellows with the butterfly net asked for some reprints so they could show their kids what the future would look like! Unfortunately, the phone company wanted their phone back before I got a chance to take it to the drugstore to get the pictures developed.