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RK@HM
RK@HM
2 years ago

Well, let’s see…

  • The Crossroads: a lateral move; one negative-filtered image replaces another one very much like it.
  • Destiny of Unspoken Words: probably that “professional upgrade” you mentioned, though it’s a little bland as professional covers for romance novels go.
  • The Uncovered Policeman: pretty much lateral, though the image is at least better centered.
  • Outsourced: another lateral move from “meh” to “meh” in my opinion.
  • Largactyl Shuffle: a slight improvement (because the aspect ratio is no longer distorted), but still nigh-illegible.
  • The King’s Ditch: a lateral move from one dull-as-ditchwater (ha ha) cargo cult template to another.
  • The Courtship of Miss Loretta Larson: another lateral move; same image, different framing.
  • Varonia: a slightly improved version of the same lousy image (which, given the genres that typically use pseudos, probably has casual browsers thinking this is a book about homosexual twincest—which I only know it isn’t because I actually took some time to read the summary on its sales page).
  • Midnight Black: a mostly lateral move from one boring image to another completely different almost-as-boring image.
  • The Woes of a Ginger Named RED: a slight improvement as it replaces a crappy image with a (slightly) less crappy one; still a pretty bad cover, however.
Hitch
2 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

Wow, this batch wouldn’t move 2%, in any direction. It’s hard to fathom that people careen from less-than-mediocre to not-even-mediocre, in a “cover upgrade.” And yes, “Destiny of Unspoken Words” does look more professional, but I doubt it’s made a huge change in the click-through. (Well, to be fair, the click-through HAS to have gone up with that change. Impossible that it didn’t, but…man, that pro cover is boring as hell.)