Maiden of the No World

Maiden of the No World

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Charles Cassady
Charles Cassady
3 years ago

Maybe what Nancy Reagan meant by “just say No.” In lots of ways.

Hitch
3 years ago

What, in the name of Hell, is the fuzzy brown blob thing, in the center, doing, riding that horse? Anybody? Anybody, got ANY ideas? Or is it meant to blot out…IDK what????

It looks like somebody finished the cover, was eating a hot dog and a grease spot dropped, unnoticed, on the cover–whereupon the eater’s dog or cat walked over it, lay down, rolled on it, and left loose coat hairs on the cursed thing. Unfreakingbelievable.

EricL
EricL
3 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

That brown thing is the Turd Maiden, riding her trusted steed. In her world, she is considered so lovely that they must blur her image to prevent viewers from swooning in amazement.

Hitch
3 years ago
Reply to  EricL

Not just the Turd Maiden, but the FUZZY Turd Maiden, to boot–so to speak. (As opposed to something you’d scrape off your boot…)

Hitch
3 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Ah, the Downvoters attack again! Surely, downvoters utterly unrelated in any way to this cover, amirite??? 🙂

LBC Participant
LBC Participant
3 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

What, in the name of Hell, is any of it?

invaderhorizongreen
invaderhorizongreen
3 years ago

I suspect the blur might be a stolen photo.