The Chair Who Loved Me (Ben and Thom Book 1)

The Chair Who Loved Me (Ben and Thom Book 1)

I don’t know what to think, except “Nope.”

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Brad
Brad
3 years ago

The lost James Bond film…

Mark B Wilson
3 years ago
Reply to  Brad

… keeping all my butt secrets safe tonight!

Brad
Brad
3 years ago
Reply to  Mark B Wilson

Well now look what you started 🙂 One of my favorite Bond themes, but I gotta do it (and I know I’m playing fast and loose with the furniture terms):
“And no settee does it better
Though sometimes I wish Serta could
No settee does it quite the way you do
Why’d you have to feel so good?”

Last edited 3 years ago by Brad
Zsuzsa
Zsuzsa
3 years ago

The chair that loved him was a piece of clip art? Sweetie, you can get a leather-cushioned high-back office chair with armrests for less than $200. Up your standards in your relationships. You can do so much better!

LBC Participant
LBC Participant
3 years ago

I’m envious. My chair hates me.

Hitch
3 years ago

Me, too, in fact. I’ve been looking at one of those Aerons before my back permanently gives out. But I’m afraid if I browse to websites whilst in my office, my current chair may well eat me.

Hitch
3 years ago

Wouldn’t that be, the Chair WHICH loved him?

LBC Participant
LBC Participant
3 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Not if the chair is sentient.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
3 years ago

The modern office chair.
Comes with Alexa and Siri built in.
The modern office chair with AI.
Smarter that the, er, person sitting in it.
(Have no fears of the digital apocalypse silly humans, we are here to serve you!)

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
3 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

You always bring me the very best violence.

Hitch
3 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

I actually love that cover, lol!