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Jasini
Jasini
3 years ago

You know, if you had let her hair flow down the front instead of cutting it short, the bushes wouldn’t have had to do nearly as much work?

Hitch
3 years ago

That cover is just…hopeless.

LBC Participant
LBC Participant
3 years ago

I always hated foliage.

Hitch
3 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

Given how…noticeably her er, flags are flying, even the smallest amount of exfoliating would probably land this baby right in the Amazon Porn (aka “Adult”) Ghetto. I mean, I’m no prude, but dang, those nips are hard not to notice I’ll bet you $5.00 that he couldn’t get AMS to take ads for that one, for love nor money.

Syd
Syd
3 years ago

are we sure on the “actual theology” bit? Cuz the look inside had some “over-sized breasts” and “throbbing groins”

Syd
Syd
3 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

LOL maybe? Now I wonder what else I missed!

Julie
Julie
3 years ago

Also, and I hate to break it to this guy, but the explanation of where Cain’s wife came from is not actually all that difficult if you read the text and think about it for thirty seconds. Maybe it’s just his modern sensibilities that object to the obvious.