Captured by the Pirate Laird (Highland Force Book 1)
Put that head back where you found it or so help me…
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
Captured by the Pirate Laird (Highland Force Book 1)
Put that head back where you found it or so help me…
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
I can’t get past the glued-on head.
That’s really why it’s here.
I’m so mesmerized by the Abdominal Snowman that I hardly noticed the mismatched noggin.
However, I keep reading that as “Kidnapped by the Pirate Lard.”
Hey, Hitch its another baby-smooth clean shaven Scotsman from hundreds of years ago.
And a bloody ginger, too! You ever seen a ginger Scot that wasn’t hirsute? At least, a hell of a lot more hirsute than the Pirate Lard there? What, he Michael-Phelps’ed his chest with his broadsword?
This made me think of the song “The Scotsman” – “I don’t know where ye been, but I see ye won first prize!” https://youtu.be/RtE7ut5GTzE
Or maybe it is a pasted-on body.
Those abs both worry and compel me
What is that? A 12 pack?
It’s an 18-pack if you count the lateral obliques…
Macleod!
McLard!
That would have been a better take on the 2 sequels….though I did like “Endgame”