Two Billionaires For Her: An MMF Romance
Try to position actual three-dimensional people like this. Go ahead and try.
Two Billionaires For Her: An MMF Romance
Try to position actual three-dimensional people like this. Go ahead and try.
I mean, there are several issues, obviously, but I can’t look away from the guy’s too-red hand.
It’s both of his hands! On her waist and again on her upper left arm! At first I was hearing Originally I was hearing Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds in my head, but now…well, with two of them, it’s hard to know.
“I like a man with sunburn.”
Yeah, because hot billionaires could never find any other available women waiting to worship them…they just fight over the same quirky one! Gotta give the cover credit for the smexiness but I’m not sure “partially clothed threeway” is the right way to go for a first look…or is it?
I dunno, they look pretty clothed to me. (And is it me, or are those “two guys” the same guy in two different poses? Do we simply happen to have two, count ’em, two different billionaires that look like twins?)
It’s the “douchebag who fist bumps and talks loudly at a bar about his job” starter pack. He has next to nothing in his bungalow, spends it all on his car, and spends more money on his hair than any girl he would date. They generally look the same.
I’m with you. I mean, romance covers should automatically fall under “fantasy.” Hell, even most millionaires could find replacements, much less billionaires. Must be lovely to think that you’re just so all that, that not one but two billionaires will drop everything to have sex with you.
The one on the right looks like he is preparing for his next cover gig on Big Beergut Billionaires. Those buttons won’t take the strain much longer.