THE LORD: Volume I

THE LORD: Volume I

I am disappointed there are no recipes advertised. (h/t Poppy)

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Brad
Brad
3 years ago

With apologies, Ez 25:17(c): “And you will know MY NAME IS THE LORD, when I lay this lousy cover upon thee!”

Johno McMoose
Johno McMoose
3 years ago

The title font seems lifted from a certain “of the Rings” franchise.

Zsuzsa
Zsuzsa
3 years ago
Reply to  Johno McMoose

Which in turn brings up the question as to whether or not the author is aware of who “the Lord” referred to in that franchise title is.

Personally, I’m thrilled to learn that my co-religionists and I cannot be Sauron’s chosen.

Hitch
3 years ago

What the hell is the tombstone-y thing on his head?

Ever
Ever
3 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Yeah, need to know.

Johno McMoose
Johno McMoose
3 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

It’s a phylactery (tefilin) that religious Jews wear during certain prayers. He’s wearing it incorrectly, as that Hebrew letter, which should be on his right side, is at the front. Also, the phylactery should be black, and the straps attaching it to his head are nowhere to be seen.

Hitch
3 years ago
Reply to  Johno McMoose

Holy crap, is THAT what he’s trying to convey? I’ve seen phylacteries, of course–when you’re raised in NYC, it’s impossible not to. But aren’t those leather? Not stone-ish?

Johno McMoose
Johno McMoose
3 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

The author positions himself in opposition to Christianity, Judaism and Islam, so it might be possible that in his opinion, true believers only wear stone phylacteries that hold on to your forehead by sheer force of gravity.

Hitch
3 years ago
Reply to  Johno McMoose

LOL. Lord have mercy. My Jewish friends might take objection to that concept! DAAAYYYAMMM.