The Merkin Chronicles

The Merkin Chronicles

Whatever this novel’s about, this is the wrong cover for it.

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dtw
dtw
3 years ago

Are you SURE you’d want to see a cover that fits, though?

That’s a hilarious author “name” by the way (whose spelling doesn’t even match from the cover image to the Amazon author field).

Hitch
3 years ago
Reply to  dtw

Sheesh. I am not inclined to pop that sucker open and start reading the LookInside.

Zsuzsa
Zsuzsa
3 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Sometimes it’s just better not to know.

Hitch
3 years ago
Reply to  Zsuzsa

Oh, generally, around here, I would amend your statement to “Most times, it’s just better not to know.”

Zsuzsa
Zsuzsa
3 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

True, but it’s only sometimes that my good sense can overcome my morbid curiosity.

Gary
Gary
3 years ago

Um… “A merkin is a pubic wig, especially for women. It is placed over the genitals to simulate pubic hair and to keep the private body parts from full exposure.“

Hitch
3 years ago
Reply to  Gary

The vay-jay-jay toupee! A Penis Toupee?

Honestly, the thought of it makes me urp up a bit. So folks….somebody, somewhere, tell me what earthly reason a toupee bikini would EVER be needed. For ANY purpose.