Owls don’t actually weigh much (they’re mostly feathers), but put a three-pound weight in your hand and walk along with it in front of you like that and see how long you can keep it up…
I dunno; we have some Great Horneds and a few others, that seem to love to congregate on our fireplace flue, each full moon. Lemme tell ya, when they land, you really hear it. Every once in a while, we get one with a botched landing attempt (typically if carrying dinner/prey) and they hit the roof and roll. Dang, it’s hard to not hear them, lol! Of course, they are all significantly larger than the pictured owl. (And I agree…hell, put a 1-lb dumbbell in your hand and hold it out in front of you or to the side, for that matter. It doesn’t take long for the muscles to object vociferously!)
Luke B
3 years ago
Who needs to hire artists when you can just find a PNG of art from Wizard101?
Tina
3 years ago
Bro, this is just an unprinted HeroForge mini. Did they think their target fantasy loving demographic wouldn’t recognize this?
Brad
3 years ago
“I’m too sexy for my owl, too sexy for my owl, poor fowl..I’m a mini and I do my little turn on this boardwalk…”
AH HA HA HA HA HA!!! “Bringing in the $$$$” – right! And we’re “haters” because we described exactly our CONSTRUCTIVE criticism? Man, I don’t know what weird mutation caused so many humans to have paper-thin skins these days….
How many of us have read a book?? Ahahahahahahaha. My obsession with fantasy is exactly why I recognize a 3D rendering of a tabletop mini.
DDW
3 years ago
Oh dear. The worst part? That site (Hero Forge) the model was made in? They keep the copyright of the designs you made in there. So that cover is SUPER not okay XD
For a painted mini, it’s pretty darn good. For a book cover… it’s impressive just how little the separate pieces come together?
… that is not how you hold an owl.
It is when you want the owl to poop in your hand.
Owls don’t actually weigh much (they’re mostly feathers), but put a three-pound weight in your hand and walk along with it in front of you like that and see how long you can keep it up…
I dunno; we have some Great Horneds and a few others, that seem to love to congregate on our fireplace flue, each full moon. Lemme tell ya, when they land, you really hear it. Every once in a while, we get one with a botched landing attempt (typically if carrying dinner/prey) and they hit the roof and roll. Dang, it’s hard to not hear them, lol! Of course, they are all significantly larger than the pictured owl. (And I agree…hell, put a 1-lb dumbbell in your hand and hold it out in front of you or to the side, for that matter. It doesn’t take long for the muscles to object vociferously!)
Who needs to hire artists when you can just find a PNG of art from Wizard101?
Bro, this is just an unprinted HeroForge mini. Did they think their target fantasy loving demographic wouldn’t recognize this?
“I’m too sexy for my owl, too sexy for my owl, poor fowl..I’m a mini and I do my little turn on this boardwalk…”
AH HA HA HA HA HA!!! “Bringing in the $$$$” – right! And we’re “haters” because we described exactly our CONSTRUCTIVE criticism? Man, I don’t know what weird mutation caused so many humans to have paper-thin skins these days….
Nathan, dear? Are you posting in the right place?
Well, dang — I hit “reply,” and it brought me here. Let me try that again.
Okay, weird. It was a comment in moderation, which I approved and then the commenter deleted it, so I end up looking like a deranged gibbon.
Here’s the comment:
“How many of you losers have even read a book, let alone had one published. Haters gonna hate while this guy is bringing in the $$$$”
What, wait, you mean Chronicles of Vargo is purportedly raking it in? Is that right? According to our anonymous informant?
Four legit dollar signs.
Ooooh, baby. That’s Eff-You Money, all righty. 🙂
How many of us have read a book?? Ahahahahahahaha. My obsession with fantasy is exactly why I recognize a 3D rendering of a tabletop mini.
Oh dear. The worst part? That site (Hero Forge) the model was made in? They keep the copyright of the designs you made in there. So that cover is SUPER not okay XD
Oh, deeeeeeeeeeeear. Man, that one’s on thin ice comin’ and goin’, then.