To me, the text inside the tiny black Sagittarius looks like TBP (with the B looking suspiciously Cyrillic), but I ain’t going to argue.
Bruce
3 years ago
Just a small town girl with big city dreams. And it’s January. Oops.
Ron Miller
3 years ago
I just love looking at the Amazon preview pages of these books!
Apparently the title as given inside the book is “Gangster Wars.”
The “publisher” is “Twisted Beauty Presents.” Great logo.
Oh…and I just couldn’t help but take a look at the writing. “In the hue of the early morning…” What the hell is that supposed to mean?
“Taka jerked him to his feet, as she picked up the jewels. The stolen jewels consist [sic] of Mikki’s 11, 000 [sic] dollar diamond studs, a 25,000 dollar diamond choker, a 12,000 dollar yellow diamond tennis bracelet, a 5,000 dollar platinum heart locket [sick] necklace, and numerous other expensive pieces.”
Wow. Just…wow. It’s not easy to make that many mistakes in a single sentence. Not to mention how the values are written.
She can jerk a guy to his feet as she picks up and assesses the dollar value of jewelry. There are local auction houses who would hire her in a heartbeat.
Jewelry appraiser and B.A. security in one Dame.
There’s just… so much that looks uncomfortable about her outfit
IBP Fallon? What? In the infinitesimal, light blue text? Is the byline meant to be impossible to read?
Some of his other books are credited to Fallon Blaqk [sic].
To me, the text inside the tiny black Sagittarius looks like TBP (with the B looking suspiciously Cyrillic), but I ain’t going to argue.
Just a small town girl with big city dreams. And it’s January. Oops.
I just love looking at the Amazon preview pages of these books!
Apparently the title as given inside the book is “Gangster Wars.”
The “publisher” is “Twisted Beauty Presents.” Great logo.
Oh…and I just couldn’t help but take a look at the writing. “In the hue of the early morning…” What the hell is that supposed to mean?
By the way, there is apparently no end of these things.
“She’d just come from the beauty pallor, [sic] having her hair lightened.” (Apparently, the hair wasn’t all, eh?)
Oh-em-gee, there’s more that’s special:
“Taka jerked him to his feet, as she picked up the jewels. The stolen jewels consist [sic] of Mikki’s 11, 000 [sic] dollar diamond studs, a 25,000 dollar diamond choker, a 12,000 dollar yellow diamond tennis bracelet, a 5,000 dollar platinum heart locket [sick] necklace, and numerous other expensive pieces.”
Wow. Just…wow. It’s not easy to make that many mistakes in a single sentence. Not to mention how the values are written.
See? You CAN tell a book from its cover!
She can jerk a guy to his feet as she picks up and assesses the dollar value of jewelry. There are local auction houses who would hire her in a heartbeat.
Jewelry appraiser and B.A. security in one Dame.
Sure does make me [sic].