Thrashing, Miss Padmore [NSFW] February 20, 2021 Thrashing, Miss Padmore If you are the target audience for this cover, I don’t like you. Spread the love Tags: bringing sexy back, MS Paint reborn!, punctuation matters ◀ The Fairy Fair (The Fairy Rose Chronicles #2: Frost Series): Tales from Feyland Delivering his gifts ▶ 8 Comments Oldest Newest Most Voted Inline Feedbacks View all comments Hitch 3 years ago Okay, I’ll say it. Man, that’s one really, really lenghty ass hair, there, extending from her hoohah across the back of BOTH legs! I mean, how could the cover creator and the author NOT notice that? Author Nathan 3 years ago Reply to Hitch [trying to decide if you’re being sarcastic] Hitch 3 years ago Reply to Nathan Which part? The last sentence? Look, the paddling thing is one thing. Fine, if that floats your boat or stiffens your…whatever. But that line, that looks like the world’s longest pube/ass hair? GIMME A BREAK! Hitch 3 years ago Reply to Hitch And worse, if you look…closely (YICK), it appears to be deliberate! I’m….I would say speechless, but my fingers keep typing away! OH THE HUMANITY! (And for you pop-culture nerds, yes, bygod, I mean that in the WKRP in Cincinnati Thanksgiving Turkey way, not the Hindenburg way.) Myk 3 years ago Reply to Hitch “Oh, my God, they’re turkeys!” Ron Miller 3 years ago Oh, thanks a lot. That’s an image I will not be getting out of my head for the rest of the day. Bruce 3 years ago Reply to Ron Miller And bleach isn’t working… Ron Miller 3 years ago Saints preserve us. It’s part of a series.
Okay, I’ll say it. Man, that’s one really, really lenghty ass hair, there, extending from her hoohah across the back of BOTH legs!
I mean, how could the cover creator and the author NOT notice that?
[trying to decide if you’re being sarcastic]
Which part? The last sentence? Look, the paddling thing is one thing. Fine, if that floats your boat or stiffens your…whatever. But that line, that looks like the world’s longest pube/ass hair? GIMME A BREAK!
And worse, if you look…closely (YICK), it appears to be deliberate! I’m….I would say speechless, but my fingers keep typing away! OH THE HUMANITY!
(And for you pop-culture nerds, yes, bygod, I mean that in the WKRP in Cincinnati Thanksgiving Turkey way, not the Hindenburg way.)
“Oh, my God, they’re turkeys!”
Oh, thanks a lot. That’s an image I will not be getting out of my head for the rest of the day.
And bleach isn’t working…
Saints preserve us. It’s part of a series.