“Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful book,
That started from old Florida,
Why don’t you take a look!
The writer was a mighty writin’ man,
The tale was bold and true,
Five Chapters that day he began,
For a story that he grew, a story that he grew.
The story started getting rough The tiny tale was tossed If not for the courage of the fearless man, The story would be lost, the story would be lost
The book arrived on Amazon, With very little note, With Mus-grave, the editor too The writer and the pen, the cover art, The designer’s friend, Here on LBC, here on LBC…
My crew will tell you that if I have any superpower, it’s doggerel. I do a wicked Christmas takeoff on “The Night Before Xmas” each year and send it to the customers. 🙂 Oddly enough, I can do it quite quickly.
“Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful book,
That started from old Florida,
Why don’t you take a look!
The writer was a mighty writin’ man,
The tale was bold and true,
Five Chapters that day he began,
For a story that he grew, a story that he grew.
The story started getting rough
The tiny tale was tossed
If not for the courage of the fearless man,
The story would be lost, the story would be lost
The book arrived on Amazon,
With very little note,
With Mus-grave, the editor too
The writer and the pen,
the cover art,
The designer’s friend,
Here on LBC, here on LBC…
Brilliant! (insert applause here)
Thank yew, thank yew verra much.
You have WAAAY too much time on your hands.
My crew will tell you that if I have any superpower, it’s doggerel. I do a wicked Christmas takeoff on “The Night Before Xmas” each year and send it to the customers. 🙂 Oddly enough, I can do it quite quickly.