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Brad
Brad
3 years ago

NONE SHALL PASS!!!

Zsuzsa
Zsuzsa
3 years ago

I was trying to figure out how she stayed up in those stiletto heels on that surface, but then I realized that her shoes don’t match; they’re similar in the front but have a very different style in back. WTF?

Hitch
3 years ago
Reply to  Zsuzsa

They don’t match and this is one of my hot buttons about women in action-adventure; this whole “can run and fight–on purpose!–in stilettos/5″ heels and skirts.” It’s bloody idiotic. To be fair, to this day, yes, I can run in 4-5″ stilettos and I have. (Hasn’t done much for my toes, lemme tell ya.) But would I knowingly go out to a fight, in them? S**t no. And a skirt? Oh, hells no.

WarGoat
WarGoat
3 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

I always thought metal bikini boob armor was amusing. Because, you know, that perfectly secures the upper ballast.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
3 years ago
Reply to  WarGoat

And always D-cup armor!

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
3 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Those covers are designed to appeal to those men who buy those kind of books.
Hubba, hubba!

Hitch
3 years ago
Reply to  James F. Brown

Sure, but who gets turned on by some cheap 3D pseudohuman? Yick.

invaderhorizongreen
invaderhorizongreen
3 years ago

Sword shaving sense razor blades are so yesterday!

LPlatePen
LPlatePen
3 years ago

Honey, that’s NOT how you Sword. You’re gonna take your own nose off! (Also WHY would you pick a sword that’s THAT long and unwieldly?)

Last edited 3 years ago by LPlatePen
NinaJ
NinaJ
3 years ago

I love a good pair of ankle boots, but I’d never fight an intergalactic/fantasy war in them. Good on her for wearing the most dysfunctional outfit when meeting her foes. It’s a tactic to throw them off guard.