The Divine Message: A divine revelation from the throne
“Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please check the number and try your call again.”
The Divine Message: A divine revelation from the throne
“Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please check the number and try your call again.”
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Misspell on the cover. Shouldn’t that be “A divine revelation from the phone”?
That phone looks old enough to have been in the Ark of the Covenant.
It was in the Ark. That’s how God called Moses to the Mount.
“…That’s nine ringy-dingies…ten ringy-dingies…Hey, Moses, it’s for you! [snort]”
“Hallo, God? Nu, you gott watt? You want I should carry two big-ass stones down the Mount? Okay, fine, fine. So, don’t worry about me, being old, with arthritis in my joints, to anything. I’ll be there as soon as I can loosen up my knees, of course. But this sounds pretty meshuggah to me!”
I’ve had several divine revelations when sitting on the throne, but they are usually more on the order of “don’t eat jalapenos and cheese after 10:00pm,” than inspirational. Although you can be mighty inspired by jalapenos, the morning-after the night before, lemme tell ya.
And I’ve never had any divine revelations delivered to me via rotary dial, either. Offered FWIW.