The Divine Message: A divine revelation from the throne

The Divine Message: A divine revelation from the throne

“Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please check the number and try your call again.”

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James F. Brown
James F. Brown
3 years ago

Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

EricL
EricL
3 years ago

Misspell on the cover. Shouldn’t that be “A divine revelation from the phone”?

red
red
3 years ago

That phone looks old enough to have been in the Ark of the Covenant.

Hitch
3 years ago
Reply to  red

It was in the Ark. That’s how God called Moses to the Mount.

red
red
3 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

“…That’s nine ringy-dingies…ten ringy-dingies…Hey, Moses, it’s for you! [snort]”

Hitch
3 years ago
Reply to  red

“Hallo, God? Nu, you gott watt? You want I should carry two big-ass stones down the Mount? Okay, fine, fine. So, don’t worry about me, being old, with arthritis in my joints, to anything. I’ll be there as soon as I can loosen up my knees, of course. But this sounds pretty meshuggah to me!”

Hitch
3 years ago

I’ve had several divine revelations when sitting on the throne, but they are usually more on the order of “don’t eat jalapenos and cheese after 10:00pm,” than inspirational. Although you can be mighty inspired by jalapenos, the morning-after the night before, lemme tell ya.

And I’ve never had any divine revelations delivered to me via rotary dial, either. Offered FWIW.