Twas the Night Before Christmas (and Santa Needed a Poo)

Twas the Night Before Christmas (and Santa Needed a Poo)

Somehow, a lump of coal doesn’t seem sufficient.

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Brad
Brad
3 years ago

This needs to be a new Hallmark or Lifetime movie, STAT!

Bruce
Bruce
3 years ago

Um, and Santa needed a poo? Is that different than needed to poo? Never mind, I instantly regret asking…

Myk
Myk
3 years ago

So WTF is he NAKED???

Syd
Syd
3 years ago
Reply to  Myk

Believe it or not, a fairly recent discussion on Twitter revealed a not-insignificant number of people who feel compelled to strip naked before defecating. I dunno, people are weird.

Syd
Syd
3 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

Twitter is also weird. And the whole convo was sparked by a reddit post, so weird and weirder and weirdest

Francois Tremblay
Francois Tremblay
3 years ago

“Everybody poops”

Ian
Ian
3 years ago

🤢🤮

EricL
EricL
3 years ago

You would think that after all these centuries, he would have put a flap back there so he wouldn’t have to strip it all off. And why is he holding his #1 when he needs to go #2? Is Santa’s plumbing the reverse of ours?