Customer: It’s a ranch and a romance series…
‘Bookseller: …
Customer: with a vignette on the cover…
Bookseller: …
‘Customer: and the vignette is lopsided and hand drawn…
Bookseller: Say no more!
Oh yes. It is indeed a series and this must be the branding, as Nathan says.
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4 years ago
Blue-skirted Birdee Bassett turned around and gave her brother Billy Bob a sly “I won’t tell if you don’t” kind of smile. Then, after clenching cousin Buster’s Bowie knife tightly between her teeth, Birdee and Bolt charged into the intergalactic wormhole at a full gallop, both laser cannons blasting. They were never seen again. The end.
Customer: It’s a ranch and a romance series…
‘Bookseller: …
Customer: with a vignette on the cover…
Bookseller: …
‘Customer: and the vignette is lopsided and hand drawn…
Bookseller: Say no more!
You’ve seen the other one, yes?
https://lousybookcovers.com/?p=1912271
Oh yes. It is indeed a series and this must be the branding, as Nathan says.
Blue-skirted Birdee Bassett turned around and gave her brother Billy Bob a sly “I won’t tell if you don’t” kind of smile. Then, after clenching cousin Buster’s Bowie knife tightly between her teeth, Birdee and Bolt charged into the intergalactic wormhole at a full gallop, both laser cannons blasting. They were never seen again. The end.
That sounds like an infinitely better story.